This post always makes me laugh. People are amazing.
This is amazing. The following is taken from a facebook post.
Fail for a) fail for eating raw chicken or b) fail for understanding what treats lie ahead for eating raw chicken breast.
-Just finished eating a raw chicken breast, no sweat. Looks like somebody owes me $20
-You’re gonna die dude, salmonella for sure
-I ate chicken, not salmon, dude.
The full post can be found here.