Endland. Home of the Royal Family, the Union Jack and the iconic phrase ‘keep calm and carry on.’ Now, it is also home to the hot dog stuffed pizza crust.
Yes, pizza hut is offering a truly unique way to eat even more processed meat, by stuffing a hot dog into the crust of your pizza. Order any pizza you wish and step up to the luxury, the pedigree and the gastronomical acme of a hot dog stuffed pizza. Why settle for only a regular, boring crust when yours could be filled with mechanically separated, emulsified, preservative rich and pink slime enhanced hotdog. Nothing speaks to me of quality then jamming one kind of mass produced fast food inside another. Kudos to Pizza Hut for raising the bar yet again. Also, as an additional bonus, all hotdog crust pizzas come with a free ‘mustard drizzle.’ Win.
Thanks to The Grist and of course Pizza Hut Uk for this one.