Epic food scan 9: Wieners and Ford.

posted by admin on 2010.07.30, under Mouthy Bits, food pics, food scan, remains
07.30.10

The assembly line.  A true invention of brilliance.  One person in a line of many, doing one thing over and over all day long.  Henry Ford introduced the world to mass produced efficiency.  Everything from clothes and tents to appliances and books were produced in record numbers by the vast faceless hoards of assembly line workers.

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Eat Your Colors

07.27.10

Eat your Colours

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Epic food scan 8: The origins of life pt 1.

posted by admin on 2010.07.20, under food pics, food scan, pics, remains
07.20.10

And in the begining there was nothing.  It was very boring.  And lo, the big bang occurred-eth.    Unto the universe, big bang begot the elements and the heavens.  As the universe  coalesced, primordial ooze, the very underpinning of life as we know it, was formed.

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Epic Food Scan 7: A Taste Of Riddley Scott

posted by 1Crudite on 2010.05.03, under Mouthy Bits, Photos, Skills, food scan
05.03.10

As you can clearly see, this dish is a tribute to Riddley Scotts sci-fi masterpiece, Alien (that’s the first one for those keeping score).

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Epic Food Scan 5: Meat Hoop

posted by 1Crudite on 2010.05.01, under Mouthy Bits, Photos, Skills, food pics, food scan, lesson learned
05.01.10

What can I say? Words fail me here.  This is an amazing blend of form and function.  Clearly, the four mini nubs of meaty mush goodness are an integral part of the ingestion of this work of art.

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Epic Food Scan 4: Alien Potato Thing

posted by 1Crudite on 2010.03.22, under Photos, food scan, lessons, remains
03.22.10

Straight from the bowels of an irate alien comes this wonderful and oh-so appetizing potato concoction. Note the wonderful and descriptive title. Note the wonderfully articulated swirls. All in and all another epic food scan.

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Epic Food Scan 3: Aspic Asteroid

posted by 1Crudite on 2010.03.17, under Photos, Skills, food scan
03.17.10

Here we go with another food scan.  This wonderful looking culinary asteroid is an aspic salad.  While I do not doubt that the skill level required to make this epic creation is pretty high, the results are less then appetizing.

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Nothing says ‘love’ like cold ham mousse.

posted by 1Crudite on 2010.02.28, under Photos, Skills, experiment, food scan
02.28.10

This scan is of a lovely salad. Feel the romance of cold ham mousse. Feel it. Touch it. And you said it couldn’t be done. Shame on you.

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Food Scan 2: Log Thing

posted by 1Crudite on 2010.02.19, under Mouthy Bits, Photos, Skills, food scan, recipes
02.19.10

“Quick lad, pipe me a log thing!” I have never seen such wanton, gratuitous use of a pipping bag in my life. 

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Food Scan 1: You and Your Kitchen

posted by 1Crudite on 2010.02.15, under Mouthy Bits, Photos, food scan, lessons
02.15.10

Our first food scan takes us into the modern kitchen. Here, finally, in one place, are all the items a modern chef will need to get cooking…

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